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Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.Who remembers this guy? Jordan Henderson will leave Al-Ettifaq after six months and join Ajax on a 2.5-year contract, reports Fabrizio Romano Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow!(Credit: Justtoonit, originaltrollfootball, BleacherReportFootball, FootballLaughss)

Jordan Henderson
Manchester City
Everton
{by} 7M Sport
Man Utd star's dumped £180k Lamborghini littered in parking tickets at train station

One Manchester United star will have to shell out £240 after their Lamborghini Urus worth a whopping £180,000 racked up four parking ticketsLuke Shaw has played 270 times for Manchester United (Image: Manchester United via Getty Images)Manchester United ace Luke Shaw will have to fork out £240 after his £180,000 Lamborghini Urus was plastered with four parking tickets.The 28-ye

Luke Shaw
Manchester United
{by} Dailystar.co.uk
Toney reveals plans to play for a 'top club' as FA ban ends

Brentford forward Ivan Toney has said he plans to play for a "top club competing for trophies," and has not ruled out leaving the west London club this month amid transfer links with Chelsea and Arsenal.In an interview with Sky Sports, Toney also said he is aiming to be included in Gareth Southgate's England squad for this summer's European Championships after his eight-month ban for breaches of t

Ivan Toney
Brentford
Liverpool
{by} ESPN
RED ALERT Man Utd striker boost with PSG ‘ready to sell’ £69m transfer target just months after signing him

The French champions signed Ramos in the summer on loan to work around Financial Fair Play issues.Goncalo Ramos could be sold by PSG alreadyBut in November the move was made permanent in a deal worth £69million.Ramos has since struggled in Paris though, having only played five minutes of league football since signing fully in November.The forward did suffer from a virus and lost 6kg as a resu

Goncalo Ramos
Paris Saint-Germain
Manchester Unite
{by} Thesun.co.uk
Transfer Talk: Man Utd eye Yoro for defensive rebuild

Manchester United have joined Bayern Munich in the pursuit of Lille defender Leny Yoro, according to Sky Sports Deutschland's Florian Plettenberg.The Red Devils want to strengthen in defence and reduce the age of the squad. The 18-year-old has attracted the attention of several top clubs in Europe and, with the defender only under contract until 2025, Lille may be forced to part ways with the teen

Manchester United
Bayern Munich
Leny Yoro
{by} ESPN
Man Utd prepare offer for Everton defender Branthwaite

Manchester United have been linked to the signing of a new central defender in the summer.The Red Devils are serious about bolstering their squad with the help of new investors INEOS.This week, The Standard states that United have an interest in Everton center-back Jarrad Branthwaite.They are also keen admirers of Nice defender Jean Clair Tobido, who would be an attainable target.Todibo plays for

Manchester United
Jarrad Branthwaite
Everton
{by} Tribalfootball.com
Transfer Talk: Arsenal, Spurs circling Sociedad's Barrenetxea

Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur are both interested in a move for Real Sociedad winger Ander Barrenetxea, reports The Sun.The north London clubs have both been scouting the 22-year-old through November and December, but he was then out because of an ankle injury for three weeks.The Spaniard returned to action 10 days ago and scouts from the two Premier League sides watched him during the Basque Derb

Ander Barrenetxea
Arsenal
Tottenham Hotspur
{by} ESPN
Chelsea place £17m price tag on 29-year-old, European giants won’t pay it

The 29-year-old joined the La Liga giants last summer on loan to replace Thibaut Courtois, who suffered a serious knee injury before the season began, and he is expected to return to Stamford Bridge at the end of the current campaign.The Spanish shot-stopper has been underwhelming since moving to the Bernabeu and was recently dropped for the recent Supercopa de España final and replaced by An

Chelsea
Kepa Arrizabalaga
Real Madrid
{by} Caughtoffside.com
ANT OUT Anthony Martial ‘ordered to train away from Man Utd squad’ with Erik ten Hag desperate to flog outcast Frenchman

The French striker has not played since the 3-0 home defeat to Bournemouth on December 9 after picking up a sickness bug.Anthony Martial has been training away from Erik ten Hag's Man Utd's first-teamThe Daily Mail reports that he has not trained with the rest of the squad since then, with Ten Hag believed to be desperate to sell him before the January transfer window closes.It is claimed United's

Anthony Martial
Manchester United
Ten Hag
{by} Thesun.co.uk
Manchester United aim to improve finances in January - source

Manchester United's aim in the January transfer window is to ease their financial situation rather than strengthen the squad ahead of the second of the season, a source has told ESPN.United are concerned about breaching financial rules and want to put themselves in a strong position ahead of the summer window, the first one which will be officially overseen by new minority shareholder Sir Jim Ratc

Manchester United
Donny van de Beek
Jadon Sancho
{by} ESPN